"It was the year 2013 when we put her in the sky. The boat that is. Nautically speaking, Boating was born on the starboard side of a skybound vessel at approximately 21:00 hrs. Upon clipping oar, the boat thrived in it’s ascent. These sounds are those of celestial demons intercepting her, posing mid-dip, writhing in the clouds in exotic and playful dance formations. And all the while, our darling vessel flourished! The imagery makes my brain itch to this very afternoon… "
- Dr. Stan Beastin reminiscing about his first Boating performance.